A Perfect Torture Plan... *Evil Laugh*

I always have difficulties waking GG up in the mornings, particularly those mornings that he REALLY have to get up very much earlier to go for his meetings which he cannot be late for. Sometimes, it gets on my nerves, and every night before those mornings, I would tell him nicely to make things easier for me and spare a thought for this person waking him up who is pregnant, and getting agitated brings her heart rate higher, and her heart rate is already much higher than before. And to that, he will agree and comfort me saying, "Okay, don't worry, GG will wake up." And yet, it would still take at LEAST half an hour to get him to sit up, and everytime I wake him up, he will say "Okay, okay nak bangun ni" or "Okay, okay, 5 minutes" and that would go on for the next half an hour or so. And all that just to get him to SIT UP. Then another 10-15minutes before he stand up to have breakfast or go bathe (if he doesn't lie back down).

This morning, after another trying attempt to wake him up, and before he left for work.

Me: GG, Ain nak tulis list of things Ain akan buat to GG next time GG susah nak bangun, then paste it where you can see it to remind you.

(To this, he ignored me and continued getting ready, while I thought of things to do)

Me: Aaahh, Ain tau, I shall shave off your eyebrows, nak? Eyebrows GG kan thick, so if you don't wake up, I shave off your eyebrows eh?

GG: Don't ah..

Me: Eh tapi shave off eyebrows take sakit eh? I know, I shall tweezie your eyebrows, one by one, sakit kan.. (After a split second of thoughts) I shall tie your hands and legs first, and tweezie your eyebrows off *evil laugh*
(GG always gets irritated with my wanting to tweeze off his beard and sideburns. Eversince I got pregnant, I have been very mischievous you know...)

GG: Jangan ah, nanti GG mengamuk...

Me: Tapi Ain dah tie tangan GG.. (smugly)

GG: Then I shout ah..

Me: Oh then I also shall cover your mouth with masking tape!

GG: Damn!

I was left contented that I have a perfect plan with all areas covered, so contented was I that I am blogging about it. Muahaahaha!