Like chicken and duck...

I really dun understand why you like to call me, I mean not as if we understand each other well and we have anything else to talk about. Sometimes, you just need to tell me certain things, which you could have done so by email. AND, I really dun like talking to you because I dun understand what is trying to be conveyed and it gets on my nerve. It's an utter waste of time because I want to clarify certain issues with you after that but I can't because you also dun get what I'm trying to say, and after the phone call, I still have to email you to make sure I get what you said during the call, and to ask my questions. Oh gosh! Give it up, will ya?